The RFD News

When you need a critter festival or something

By Slim Ran­dles “Good morn­ing, boys!” said Del­bert McLain, glad-handing the reg­u­lar mem­bers of the world-dilemma think tank at the Mule Barn truck stop’s phi­los­o­phy counter. “I need your advice.” Well, when the direc­tor (make that “sole employee”) of our local Cham­ber of Com­merce needs advice from the best minds in the county, he’d naturally […]

When you needs a critter festival or something

Good morn­ing, boys!” said Del­bert McLain, glad-handing the reg­u­lar mem­bers of the world-dilemma think tank at the Mule Barn truck stop’s phi­los­o­phy counter. “I need your advice.” Well, when the direc­tor (make that “sole employee”) of our local Cham­ber of Com­merce needs advice from the best minds in the county, he’d nat­u­rally show up here […]

A red, white and true blue waltz

Mrs. Doc watched the dancers swirl around the cleared hard­wood floor of the Legion hall, and smiled to see her hus­band, Doc, waltz­ing with Ardis Fisher. But Mrs. Doc was never one to sit out a waltz, so she looked around at the menu. Over in the cor­ner, smil­ing and tap­ping his foot, was Pop Walker. […]

The grass is always greener....

Herb Collins was back out in the yard again Sat­ur­day. The noise made the neigh­bors go to the win­dows and peek out to see what was going on, because yard work and noise and Herb have never gone together. Mys­tery solved. Herb has a new gas-powered lawn mower. Last Sat­ur­day was the final out­ing for […]

Always thinking positive

Del­bert McLain dropped in at the Mule Barn truck stop yes­ter­day for a quick cup. He was wear­ing his usual suit and tie, despite the heat. Usu­ally Del­bert does his cof­fee drink­ing and social­iz­ing out at the coun­try club where the busi­ness guys go. We’ve been there, and the chairs don’t fit as well. For the […]

It's Cow-a-Dunga time down on the ranch

I was study­ing my card when the guys walked in for cof­fee. “What did you get?” asked Doc. “D-24.” “Just one?” “Yeah. The boys caught me when I was kinda short, so I only got the one this year.” “They hit me for ten,” Doc said. “In E sec­tion.” Dud looked at us. “I think E section’s […]

It began with a missing rooster

It all began when old man Ortega’s rooster dis­ap­peared. He reported it to the police, of course, who thought this neigh­bor­hood alarm clock finally met with a dis­sat­is­fied cus­tomer and was now cra­dled in dumplings. The police said as much to Ortega, and the old man wanted to know what the police were going to […]

Search Archive

Search by Date
Search by Category
Search with Google

The RFD News | 250 Castalia St. Suite E, Bellevue, OH 44811 | 419-483-7410 | Hours of operation: M - F 8am - 5pm

We use third-party advertising companies to serve ads when you visit our Web site. For more information click here.
Copyright © 2010 - 2011, Ohio Community Media